June 2012
174 posts
davidstrider:
synonyms for penis in case of emergency
todger
dinkle
dna rifle
twaddle stick
fallopian fiddle
heat-seeking moisture missile
cupids harpoon
yogurt slinger
tallywhacker
joystick
george w bush
womb ferret
taco filler
pocket rocket
trouser anaconda
devirginator
meat saber
beef bayonette
cazzo
divining rod
old faithful
"Never be dependent on anyone in this world,...
That moment when someone ask which is your...
kpop-confessions:
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
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what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
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friday for everyone: fuck yeah i'm pumped i'm getting fucked tonight
friday for me: ok so should i change my theme or
If I'm comfortable around you:
choijunhong-idol:
jellochoi-idolanon:
I’ll tackle you.
Be weird around you
Sing to you.
Dance to you.
Scream at you.
Take your food.
Be mean to you.
Don’t forget. I’ll grope you too
And troll you.
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When I prove someone wrong...
lolzpicx:
