davidstrider: synonyms for penis in case of emergency todger dinkle dna rifle twaddle stick fallopian fiddle heat-seeking moisture missile cupids harpoon yogurt slinger tallywhacker joystick george w bush womb ferret taco filler pocket rocket trouser anaconda devirginator meat saber beef bayonette cazzo divining rod old faithful
"Never be dependent on anyone in this world,...
That moment when someone ask which is your...
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
friday for everyone: fuck yeah i'm pumped i'm getting fucked tonight
friday for me: ok so should i change my theme or
If I'm comfortable around you:
choijunhong-idol: jellochoi-idolanon: I’ll tackle you. Be weird around you Sing to you. Dance to you. Scream at you. Take your food. Be mean to you. Don’t forget. I’ll grope you too And troll you.
When I prove someone wrong...